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"In spite of everything I still believe that people are really good at
heart." - Anne Frank, holocaust victim
 We
should all be thankful that no one actually makes lists
like the one above.
Right?
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THE OFFICIAL LIST OF THOSE WHO SHOULD NEVER BE ALLOWED
TO MARRY:
1. Homosexuals.
2. Homo habilus and homo ergaster.
3. Black people and white people.
4. Plaid people and polka-dot people.
5. People of different religions.
6. People of the same religion but slightly different
sects.
7. People of the same religion but slightly different
chapters
of slightly different sects.
8. Left-handed and right-handed people.
9. Ambidextrous people and pirates.
10. Cat-lovers and dog-lovers.
11. People who take
the word “dog-lover” too
literally.
12. Frankenstein and the bride of Frankenstein.
13. Cannibals, but that goes without saying.
14. People who say po-tay-to and those who say po-tah-to.
15. Nebulos-9, the slime monster from Mars and Lothar, the
nightmare demon soul-sucker. It could happen.
16. People who draw web comics.
17. People who make lists.
18. People who read lists.
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