Fatted
Heifers
The gourmet
web comic, by Mike
Stanfill
With a big old tip o' the chapeau to Gary Larson.
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*In Like A Lamb, Out Like a Lion.
“Dining is and always was a great
artistic opportunity."
- Frank Lloyd Wright
Once
a year a large group of Republicans, men-only of course,
get together in Georgetown and feast in conservative brotherhood.
This year the event was held in mid April and included the likes
of Dick Cheney, Ted Stevens, Ed Rollins and,
most importantly,
White
House
counsel
Fred Fielding. Fred is important to this
story because sometime during the evening's festivities he
began to choke on something.
Fred is a very large human so it took the Heimlichian ministrations
of at least two people to -POINK- dislodge the offending
bolus. It's not clear if the Mystery Morsel went in or out
but everyone denies it consisted of anything that once dangled
on the south end of a northbound sheep.
Oh, did I forget to mention that they were gathered specifically
to eat lamb testicles?
They call it a Lamb Fry. I am not making this up.
So this coming November, I want all of you good Republicans
to think about your candidate of choice, staring back at
you with a mouth full of sheep balls, before you pull that
lever. It's the least you can do for the sheep. And their
balls.
=mike=
PS, I hate to actually have
to explain a joke but this tasty item barely made the news
and I simply couldn't resist connecting lamb gonads with
Republicans maws.
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not click this link. I'm
warning you!
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John
McCain Fun Fact:
John Kerry's wife,
Theresa Heinz Kerry, released her tax records
during the 2004 presidential campaign,
but Uncle Fester, I mean , John McCain's
wife, beer heiress and ex-drug addict Cindy
McCain, has said that
she
will not
make
hers public.
It may seem at first like
this is nobody's
business
but the McCain family except for the fact
that all of John's assets are in Cindy's
name. It's
vital
to know
where
their money is invested in order to keep
track of conflicts of interest. After all,
this
isn't the vice-president we're talking
about here.
As the police often say "Only the guilty
hide."
One other thought... if John McCain hadn't
been married to a woman worth over $100
million dollars he would not have made
it this far. He's not the Republican candidate
because of
merit,
he's the candidate because
he has a very rich wife. |
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Far Left Side is a minor personal conceit
courtesy of:
Mike
Stanfill, Private Hand
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