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Fishing for rationales.


Speaking Of Freaks Of Nature


“Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius, and a lot of courage to move in the opposite direction." -Albert Einstein


Rush Limbaugh is not a newsman. He's not a comedian. He's just a pudgy drug addict who found a sweet gig appealing to the baser desires of those always in need of a scapegoat.

He's also a propagandist for the White House.

This was never clearer than recently when he began calling for organized chaos at the Democratic National Convention. If anyone else besides a Republican shill had said the same thing publicly they'd be currently sitting in Gitmo awaiting a Democratic president to end the madness.

Limbaugh also has attempted to throw the Democratic presidential campaign into disarray by calling for his conservative listeners to vote for Hilary Clinton instead of McCain. Statistics have proven this tactic to have had negligible effect but it was the thought that counts.

Yes, Rush is a total wiener.

If you'd like to fight back against this corpulent cretin you can always contact his advertisers. Here are a view numbers to voice your concerns:

AutoZone 901-495-6500
Bose Wave Radio 508-766-7781
Mission Pharmacal 800-531-3333
General Steel Metal Buildings 888-98-STEEL
Hotwire Discount Travel 415-343-8444
Lending Tree 704-541-5351
Life Quotes 800-670-5433
Select Comfort 763-551-7460
Mission Pharmacal 800-531-3333
Overstock.com 801-947-3100

Tell 'em Mike sent ya.

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Oy! Such a headache I got.
John McCain Fun Fact:


Two of John Mccain's top aides were forced to resign recently because a monster typhoon killed 100,000 people in Burma.

You see, since the disaster occurred we've learned what a truly murderous gaggle of goons comprises the Burmese government. We subsequently learned that Douglas Goodyear and Doug Davenport had been hired by the Burmese government to help improve their image... for a measly $400k.

Think about Hitler hiring Goodyear and Davenport to make him sweet and lovable and you get the picture.

This begs the question: What are the other 112 lobbyists associated with the McCain campaign up to?


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Mike Stanfill, Private Hand
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