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Stanfill
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Because You Didn't Ask
“The use of solar
energy has not been opened up because the oil industry does
not own the sun.”
" -
Ralph Nader
Why is food so expensive?
Because the price of oil is high.
Why is the price of oil so high?
Because the dollar is devalued.
Why is the dollar devalued?
Because we borrowed lots of money from China.
Why did we borrow money from China?
So we could afford to invade Iraq.
Why did we invade Iraq?
So that we could keep its oil off the market.
Why would we keep its oil off the market?
So that its price would go up.
Ah! So we'll use oil profits to pay off our debts with
China and eventually bring food prices back to normal, right?
Uh, yeah, right.
=mike=
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John
McCain Fun Fact:
The most an individual can
give to a campaign is $2300... unless you're
a Republican, then you can give $70,000.
Huh?
McCain has changed the rules in mid-stream
and now all monies donated
to the McCain campaign
will
now
go into
RNC
coffers,
where it will then be used, without doubt,
to inundate the media with ads featuring
Barack Obama playing strip
Twister
with
Osama bin Laden.
McCain is plainly saying he will happily
root in the mud of corporate donations
and I am sure he will faithfully serve
his corporate masters. You, on the other
hand, can take your pathetic little $2300
and buy a few tanks of gas.
Senator Obama raised $41 million in March
from individuals like you and me as he
does
not accept lobbyist
or PAC money.
Obama.
Tanned. Rested. Ready.
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