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Stanfill
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Mike Go! Go! Go!
I know you dont care, but....
I went to see Speed Racer this past weekend at my local
IMAX theatre. I knew the story was utter fertilizer but
I also knew that the
Wachowski
Brothers could be counted on for astonishing feats
of cinematic legerdemain so if I was going to insult
my cerebral
cortex
I was
going to do it at 70mm.
In a word: eye-popping.
I was enthralled from start to finish, save for those
mercifully brief periods when
the characters stopped to talk to one another. I realize
that writers have families to feed, too, but in cases
like this I would
have
been just as pleased with title cards reading "Sir
Royalton arrives with a sinister scheme" and then
getting back to the action-action-action.
The film had small splashes of near-genuine emotion,
supplied unsurprisingly by Susan Sarandon and
John Goodman, even if they were basically playing against
the SAG version of cardboard cutouts. Roger Allam made
an effective villain, English of course, but he took
the role wayyyy too seriously. I kept getting the feeling
the
directors
would
have
preferered
Tim Curry instead. I know the audience would have.
Will this film go into my permanent collection? Due to
its razor-thin storyline, no, but I may watch it again
someday with the soundtrack off
and Pink Floyd turned way, way up.
=mike=
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John
McCain Fun Fact:
Foreclosure filings
in 10 towns and cities within 10 miles
of military facilities, including Norfolk,
Virginia, home of the Navy’s largest
base, rose by an average 217 percent from
January through April from a year earlier.
Nationally, the rate was 59 percent in
the same period, according to RealtyTrac,
which tallies bank seizures, auctions and
default notices.
The biggest surge was in Columbia, South
Carolina, home to Fort Jackson, where the
Army trains recruits for combat in Afghanistan
and Iraq. Properties in some stage of foreclosure
rose 492 percent from a year earlier, RealtyTrac
said. The second-biggest increase was 414
percent in Woodbridge, Virginia, next to
the Marine Corps Base Quantico.
This war is killing military families,
driving them into bankruptcy and worse.
And McCain
has no plans to leave Iraq.
Fuck him.
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Google Chow.
Sorry, Frank, but the kiddies all got wise to that gingerbread scam.
I'm using Scientology these days.
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