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Mike Go! Go! Go!


I know you dont care, but....

I went to see Speed Racer this past weekend at my local IMAX theatre. I knew the story was utter fertilizer but I also knew that the Wachowski Brothers could be counted on for astonishing feats of cinematic legerdemain so if I was going to insult my cerebral cortex I was going to do it at 70mm.

In a word: eye-popping.

I was enthralled from start to finish, save for those mercifully brief periods when the characters stopped to talk to one another. I realize that writers have families to feed, too, but in cases like this I would have been just as pleased with title cards reading "Sir Royalton arrives with a sinister scheme" and then getting back to the action-action-action.

The film had small splashes of near-genuine emotion, supplied unsurprisingly by Susan Sarandon and John Goodman, even if they were basically playing against the SAG version of cardboard cutouts. Roger Allam made an effective villain, English of course, but he took the role wayyyy too seriously. I kept getting the feeling the directors would have preferered Tim Curry instead. I know the audience would have.

Will this film go into my permanent collection? Due to its razor-thin storyline, no, but I may watch it again someday with the soundtrack off and Pink Floyd turned way, way up.

=mike=



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The American face of war.
John McCain Fun Fact:


Foreclosure filings in 10 towns and cities within 10 miles of military facilities, including Norfolk, Virginia, home of the Navy’s largest base, rose by an average 217 percent from January through April from a year earlier. Nationally, the rate was 59 percent in the same period, according to RealtyTrac, which tallies bank seizures, auctions and default notices.

The biggest surge was in Columbia, South Carolina, home to Fort Jackson, where the Army trains recruits for combat in Afghanistan and Iraq. Properties in some stage of foreclosure rose 492 percent from a year earlier, RealtyTrac said. The second-biggest increase was 414 percent in Woodbridge, Virginia, next to the Marine Corps Base Quantico.

This war is killing military families, driving them into bankruptcy and worse.

And McCain has no plans to leave Iraq.

Fuck him.


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