The Rifled Feast
The dissonant web comic, by Mike Stanfill
With a big old tip o' the chapeau to Gary Larson.
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“Everyone laughs and cries in the same language.”-unknown

There exists a small percentage of the U.S. population, 1% or thereabouts, who own 80% of everything in this country and they're primarily the ones finacially backing Hillary Clinton and/or John McCain for president. I say and/or since there exists the peculiar possibility of a McCain/Clinton ticket. It's slight but neither cappaign has yet totally denied the possibility.

It's clear that this 1% looks upon the other 99% of us as little mobile ATM machines these days, and no more so since the Military Industrial Complex stole the election in 2000. We now pay great gobs more for everything and it's going to get a lot worse when oil hits $200 a barrel, maybe even $400.

John McCain clearly plans to expand America's multi-trillion-dollar military presence in the Middle East and he's going to do it for no other reason than to force the mythical end-times of Armageddon upon this planet. This is not hyperbole, this is what the American religious Right believes and these psychopaths can't wait to get to their imaginary Heaven no matter the consequences.

We're in the hands of madmen, but there's still hope.

If America elects Barack Obama as its first non-white president the entire world will breathe a collective sigh of relief and say as one, "America is finally growing up."

If, on the other hand, John McCain wins the election the entire world will crap its collective pants. This includes John McCain but, to him, that's just another Tuesday for him and his Depends.

=mike=





McCain's sharp eBay hat.
John McCain Fun Fact:

One of his answers to the country's economic woes is (are you ready?) eBay. As he told a crowd in Kentucky: “Today, for example,” McCain said, “1.3 million people in the world make a living off eBay, most of those are in the United States of America.”

So would it surprise you to know his national campaign co-chair, Meg Whitman, is a former eBay CEO?

The Far Left Side is a minor personal conceit courtesy of:


Mike Stanfill, Private Hand
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