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The sawed-off web comic, by Mike "Magic Bullet" Stanfill
With a big old tip o' the chapeau to Gary Larson.
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Dum-Dum Nation


suicide gunIf America had the same, sane gun-ownership laws as the rest of the civilized world:

• You could walk down the street safe from the fear of a drive-by shooting.

• You could go for a drive knowing the odds of being car-jacked was almost infinitely minute.

• Your child could enter school with dignity instead of treated as a criminal while being scanned by metal detectors.

• You could work better knowing that some kid, angry at his parents, isn't entering your child's school locked-and-loaded with the greater part of his grandfather's gun collection.

• Your child wouldn't be among the 3000 that die each year via handguns due to accident, homicide or suicide.

• The only people owning guns would be part of a well-regulated militia.

Three things to remember about guns:

• The bad guys always shoot first.

• You can outrun a club or a knife but you can never outrun a bullet.


• You're more likely to kill yourself or someone you know with a gun than to kill an unknown assailant.

I'm just sayin'.

=mike=


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mccain equals bush
John "Stray Calf" McCain Fun Facts:

A 61-year-old librarian was removed by police from a recent McCain campaign event, a town hall meeting which was supposedly open to the public, because she was holding a sign which read "McCain = Bush". A representative for the McCain campaign said it was the Secret Service who removed her.

The representative for the McCain campaign lied.

“Contrary to some recent reporting, the Secret Service had no involvement in Ms. Kreck being removed from the area,” said Malcolm D. Wiley Sr., spokesman for the Secret Service. “It was not done at our request or suggestion. Any assertion to the contrary is inaccurate and inconsistent with our established policies and procedures.”

See video of the event below.

And the Stray Calf Express rolls on.



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