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Some negroes know their place.Somewhere on a street in a suburb of Toledo, Ohio.

Knock-knock.

"Hello? Can we help you?"

"Yes, I'm running for President of these United States and I'm going door to door to meet the voters and let them know a little more about me."

"Well, that's all well and good but, to tell the truth, I've never seen anything like you before. What the heck are you supposed to be anyway?"

"I'm dermal melanin."

"Derma... what?"

"Dermal melanin. I'm the compound that's responsible for the various shades of color in human skin."

"Oh, uh, okay. I didn't know that we were voting for skin color."

"Well,  in a way, you are. Let me put it this way... can you tell me the biggest difference between Barack Obama and John McCain?"

"Oh, NOW I get it. You think I'm some kind of idiot to vote for John McCain just because the chemicals in his skin make him a lighter shade than Barack Obama. Right?"

"I don't know. What kind of idiot are you?"

=mike=


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John McCain blows his wad
John McCain Fun Facts:

This is a semi-oldie-but-transparant-ie from Senator McCain on 12-29-07:

“Now we’ve got the cables. We’ve got talk radio. We’ve got the bloggers. I hate the bloggers. We’ve got all kinds of sources of information.”

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Senator McCain is a man who self-admittedly doesn't know how to use a computer. I'll lay anyone even money that he couldn't tell a blog from a splog from a user forum from a shout-box. Anyone who's that far out of the internet loop has no business running an economy that couldn't do without it.

And now a rant in a minor key:

Barack Obama majored in political science and international relations at Columbia University. At Harvard Law School he majored in Constitutional Law. He graduated magnum cum laude. This is obviously a man who puts a lot of emphasis on learning.

John McCain graduated 894 out of 899 of his class at the U.S. Naval Academy. There is no indication what he majored in. We've already had one C-student president, and that's enough.

John McCain entered the navy after graduation and became a bomber pilot. Let's think about that for a minute. A bomber pilot is a glorified bus driver, someone just bright enough to go from point A to point B and, hopefully, get home in one piece. He was not a fighter pilot, a position requiring a greater degree of physical and intellectual demands on a person. Yes, George Bush was a fighter pilot, but he was never seriously considered for a combat role.



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