The Salted
Fifer
The
fraudulent web comic, by Mike
"Anime Ace" Stanfill
With a big old tip o' the chapeau to Gary Larson.
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Dark Star
Somewhere
on a street in a suburb of Toledo, Ohio.
Knock-knock.
"Hello? Can we help you?"
"Yes, I'm running for President of these United States and I'm going
door to door to meet the voters and let them know a little more about
me."
"Well, that's all well and good but, to tell the truth, I've never seen
anything like you before. What the heck are you supposed to be anyway?"
"I'm dermal melanin."
"Derma... what?"
"Dermal melanin. I'm the compound that's responsible for the various
shades of color in human skin."
"Oh, uh, okay. I didn't know that we were voting for skin color."
"Well, in a way, you are. Let me put it this way... can you
tell me the biggest difference between Barack Obama and John McCain?"
"Oh, NOW I get it. You think I'm some kind of idiot to vote for
John McCain just because the chemicals in his skin make him a lighter
shade
than
Barack Obama. Right?"
"I don't know. What kind of idiot are you?"
=mike=
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This
is a semi-oldie-but-transparant-ie from
Senator McCain on 12-29-07:
“Now we’ve got the cables.
We’ve got talk radio. We’ve
got the bloggers. I hate the bloggers.
We’ve got all kinds of sources
of information.”
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Senator McCain is a man who self-admittedly
doesn't know how to use a computer. I'll
lay
anyone
even
money that he couldn't tell a blog from
a splog from a user forum from a shout-box.
Anyone who's that far out of the internet
loop has no business running an economy
that couldn't do without it.
And now a rant in a minor
key:
Barack Obama majored in political science
and international relations at Columbia
University. At Harvard Law School he
majored in Constitutional Law. He graduated
magnum cum laude. This is obviously a
man who puts a lot of emphasis on learning.
John McCain graduated 894 out of 899
of his class at the U.S. Naval Academy.
There is no indication what he majored
in. We've already had one C-student president,
and that's enough.
John McCain entered the navy after graduation
and became a bomber pilot. Let's think
about that for a minute. A bomber pilot
is a glorified bus driver, someone just
bright
enough
to go from point A to point B and, hopefully,
get home in one piece. He was not a fighter
pilot, a position requiring a greater
degree of physical and intellectual demands
on a person. Yes, George Bush was a fighter
pilot, but he was never seriously considered
for a combat role.
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