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The Far Left Side by Mike "Appliantology" Stanfill



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"When you are right you cannot be too radical; when you are wrong you cannot be too conservative." - Martin Luther King, Jr.

fighting wordsLong Story Short: Elite is l337.

I wish Barack Obama would get up in front of a crowd and say the following:

"Am I an elite? You're damn right I'm an elite! I mean, I'm not Superman but I can out-think, out-fight and out-perform that miserable little Republican toady in any field of endeavor he chooses and not even break a sweat. The only thing I can't do is out-white him. But I'll trade cancer for a little excess melanin any day."

Yeah, I know, I'm stupid. But for something wicked funny, go read George Saunders New Yorker story about Sarah Palin.

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