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PIBGORN

Don't
Tell Me Who To Hate
"America is a melting pot... the people at the bottom get burned while
all
the scum floats to the top." - Charlie king
Long
Story Short: Honky Mofo Gets His Liberal
Guilt On.
I
received an email today from a reader who
considered me a racist because of this
cartoon I'd crafted earlier.
Yes, that's why I'm backing Barack Obama,
because I'm such a racist.
The cartoon is, if you read it carefully,
is about how silly the creation story is.
If, as the faithful fervently believe, God
is responsible for everything then he purposely
imbued us
all with intolerance, even creating black
people specifically for white people to focus
their small-minded vindictiveness upon.
Gee, thanks God.
I shall try to be as clear as possible on
this to anyone who cares: Stupidity comes
in
all
colors.
Now, rather than go on an extended rant I
will defer to someone much wiser and funnier....
in this case, Bill Maher. Watch the youtube
video below from his 9-26-08 show to see
what I
mean.
Take it way, Bill!
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One more thing... I get emails occasionally
asking why I don't avail myself of all the
sweet political fruit literally dripping
off the media trees in order to score a sharp,
rehetorical mark on all the Republican boobs
out there.
There are two reasons, the first being that
I prefer to deal in much larger issues like
war, poverty,
ecology, etc. rather than topical matters
like lipstick on pigs or the relative proximity
of Russia
to
Wasilla,
Alaska. I prefer to create gags that will
resonate long after I'm gone. Sue me.
The second reason is that I avoid caricature
at all costs. It's not that I'm incapable
of exaggerating a person's appearance for
comic
effect, it's
just that I consider the result just one
step up from the toxic scribbling you find
on bathroom stalls. 'Nuff said, 'kay?
=mike=
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Bill Maher is, at times, brilliant. He's
wrong about the government's
complicity in 9-11, but I love him anyway.
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Bonus Snarkaliciousness
Like
Crap Through An Orwellian Goose:
The Editorial Excretions of Mallard Fillmore
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9-28/29-08:
Is there possibly a worse prognosticator
than Bruce Tinsley, creator of Mallard Fillmore? Is
there a more obviously racist cartoonist
tha Bruce Tinsley?
Let's start with the first cartoon, the top
one from 9-28-08. This was obviously drawn
just after Ms. Palin was announced as veep.
We have all since seen how horribly her fortunes
had faded since then. Good going, Bruce.
The bottom cartoon was from 9-29-08, and
it questions Mr. Tinsley's math skills.
Given that only 13% of Americans are black
then it's a safe best that most people that
voted for Obama in the primaries are non-black. But
who cares about statistics when you can draw
Jesse Jackson promoting racism?
Since we're all in the process of voting
these Republican bastards out of office,
why not call or write your local paper and
vote out Mallard
Fillmore, too?
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My opponent considers himself to be an elite simply becasue of his nematocytes.
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