It's 2010 at last, and here are my Top Ten startling
predictions for the coming year:
(1) Many people will die quiet, unspectacular deaths.
(2) A novel musical star will arise.
(3) A congressman will be caught in a sex
Ebert will piss off some fan boys.
(5) The value of pi... remains unchanged.
(6) Jesus will fail to return, again.
(7) A youtube cat video will be watched
millions of times.
(8) Dick Cheney will continue to be a massive dick.
(9) I will get paid less than I deserve.
will get laid more than I deserve.
The Far Left Side salutes the
Mystery Readers of Grenville,
you are, thanks for
reading my cyclical