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Eat and Drink Lead

mass distractionToday's comic is strictly of the "in my dreams" variety as any good Amurkan who actually gets a gun waved in their face is much more likely to run out and buy a bigger gun to wave back rather than to encourage legislation to curb such outrages. Actually, "double-dreamy" as the U.S. Congress fears the American gun lobby more than death itself.

As a result, America is well on its way to the Assault Weapon Event Horizon. Not only are we destined to be legally required to walk the streets armed with the minimum of at least one semi-automatic weapon, but in the near future all domestic industries will be devoted to weapons manufacture and all stores will sell nothing but guns.

We will drive guns, we will live in guns, and we will eat the softer variety of guns. We'll have gun sex and have gun babies. All important decisions in law, government, or economics will depend on who shoots first and who's left standing. (This law already in effect in Somalia, Rwanda, and Florida.)

It will be a bullet-operated world, not unlike the one we live in today, until the National Hand-Grenade Association catches a few prominent politicians in compromising situations, then we'll see some really explosive Second Amendment action.

=Lefty=

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Oh, That Mitt.

big fat liarRomney insults the Israeli kibbutz.

Nice going, numb-nuts.

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Mittens is claiming that President Obama is gutting welfare using exactly the same type of waivers that Romney used as governor of Massachusetts. Derrrrrr.

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If Mittens becomes president and passes his tax plan he will earn $80 million dollars as a result. Nice, huh?

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Romney's wife has multiple sclerosis. If she was dependent on Obamacare Mitt's health care proposals would actually damage her health.

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Today's video: The latest Obama
ad called "Understands". Very affecting.


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President Obama's Top 50 Accomplishments

Number 12: Reversed Bush Torture Policies

barack obamaTwo days after taking office, nullified Bush-era rulings that had allowed detainees in U.S. custody to undergo certain “enhanced” interrogation techniques considered inhumane under the Geneva Conventions. Also released the secret Bush legal rulings supporting the use of these techniques.

For the full list of his 50 finest achievements read the Washington Monthly story.


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And now our Chart of the Day: Gun Sales in the U.S., or "Celebrate the birth of Jesus with a new gun!"

christmas gun sales

Much larger version of chart here.
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Republican Job Creation Update

republican job creation8-6-2012: The Congress is in recess until early September. No jobs are being created.

For the full 2001-2012 list of Republican sloth please visit republicanjobcreation.com.

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Fox News Lies. Dump Fox News

Fox News Lies! F
ox plays "Wingnut Bingo", allowing Greg Gutfield to toss out an astounding variety of anti-Obama memes in one single appearance.

Click here to help Drop Fox from your cable system.


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